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  • BowToYourMistress
    ctive whales that had grown legs by a platoon of miniature green radioactive nazi eskimos with muskets over their shoulders who marched up and down the streets in rows of 4 by 5. While this was going on, my friend Rene was running up to every black person she saw and said "What up, nigga?". Rene is
  • BowToYourMistress
    owning in the river. Once i got over the fence and Rene was making her way over to me, i noticed her struggling at which time i proceded to say: "Here, take my hand, I'll help you. Wait. I dont want to pull you in here with me by mistake. Then we'll both drown. And that would suck." Once we were
  • BowToYourMistress
    I remember the first time I smoked laced ganja. It was sick. I was with this girl (we'll call her Rene) and it was in the middle of fall. I went to the local park to pick up my grass, per usual. Of course the asshole that sold it to me didn't seem to think it was important to inform me that the sh